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{"type":"standard","title":"A Message to Garcia","displaytitle":"A Message to Garcia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q614917","titles":{"canonical":"A_Message_to_Garcia","normalized":"A Message to Garcia","display":"A Message to Garcia"},"pageid":1469921,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/An_early_reprint_of_%22A_Message_to_Garcia%22.jpg/330px-An_early_reprint_of_%22A_Message_to_Garcia%22.jpg","width":320,"height":413},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/An_early_reprint_of_%22A_Message_to_Garcia%22.jpg","width":1185,"height":1529},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285155793","tid":"3d73e48f-173b-11f0-a10f-6fe7e23c2127","timestamp":"2025-04-12T01:12:45Z","description":"1899 essay by Elbert Hubbard","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A_Message_to_Garcia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A_Message_to_Garcia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_to_Garcia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A_Message_to_Garcia"}},"extract":"A Message to Garcia is a widely distributed essay written by Elbert Hubbard in 1899, expressing the value of individual initiative and conscientiousness in work. The essay's primary example is a dramatized version of a daring escapade performed by an American soldier, First Lieutenant Andrew S. Rowan, just before the Spanish–American War. The essay describes Rowan carrying a message from President William McKinley to \"Gen. Calixto García, a leader of the Cuban insurgents somewhere in the mountain fastnesses of Cuba—no one knew where\". The essay contrasts Rowan's self-driven effort against \"the imbecility of the average man—the inability or unwillingness to concentrate on a thing and do it\".The point I wish to make is this: McKinley gave Rowan a letter to be delivered to Garcia; Rowan took the letter and did not ask, \"Where is he at?\" By the Eternal! there is a man whose form should be cast in deathless bronze and the statue placed in every college of the land. It is not book-learning young men need, nor instruction about this and that, but a stiffening of the vertebrae which will cause them to be loyal to a trust, to act promptly, concentrate their energies: do the thing—\"Carry a message to Garcia!\"","extract_html":"
A Message to Garcia is a widely distributed essay written by Elbert Hubbard in 1899, expressing the value of individual initiative and conscientiousness in work. The essay's primary example is a dramatized version of a daring escapade performed by an American soldier, First Lieutenant Andrew S. Rowan, just before the Spanish–American War. The essay describes Rowan carrying a message from President William McKinley to \"Gen. Calixto García, a leader of the Cuban insurgents somewhere in the mountain fastnesses of Cuba—no one knew where\". The essay contrasts Rowan's self-driven effort against \"the imbecility of the average man—the inability or unwillingness to concentrate on a thing and do it\".
"}The point I wish to make is this: McKinley gave Rowan a letter to be delivered to Garcia; Rowan took the letter and did not ask, \"Where is he at?\" By the Eternal! there is a man whose form should be cast in deathless bronze and the statue placed in every college of the land. It is not book-learning young men need, nor instruction about this and that, but a stiffening of the vertebrae which will cause them to be loyal to a trust, to act promptly, concentrate their energies: do the thing—\"Carry a message to Garcia!\"
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