{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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