{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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{"type":"standard","title":"West Portal, New Jersey","displaytitle":"West Portal, New Jersey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q22083234","titles":{"canonical":"West_Portal,_New_Jersey","normalized":"West Portal, New Jersey","display":"West Portal, New Jersey"},"pageid":25806932,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Old_Town_Hall_West_Portal_NJ1.jpg/330px-Old_Town_Hall_West_Portal_NJ1.jpg","width":320,"height":389},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Old_Town_Hall_West_Portal_NJ1.jpg","width":3639,"height":4424},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1166735934","tid":"233a17e1-2956-11ee-9772-02db2233b6b1","timestamp":"2023-07-23T12:40:43Z","description":"Populated place in Hunterdon County, New Jersey, US","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.66222222,"lon":-75.03333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Portal%2C_New_Jersey"}},"extract":"West Portal is an unincorporated community located within Bethlehem Township, in Hunterdon County, in the U.S. state of New Jersey.","extract_html":"
West Portal is an unincorporated community located within Bethlehem Township, in Hunterdon County, in the U.S. state of New Jersey.
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Sancho Garcés II, also known as Sancho II, was King of Pamplona and Count of Aragon from 970 until his death in 994. He was the eldest son of García Sánchez I of Pamplona and Andregoto Galíndez. He recognised the Kingdom of Viguera during his reign.
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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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