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Delly Singah is a Cameroonian born media personality, matchmaker and philanthropist. She is renowned for Delly's Matchups, a dating web application and Delly TV, broadcasting original content representing the African culture in business, entertainment and politics weekly live interaction.
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Jaroslav Levinský is a former Czech professional doubles tennis player and coach.
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Sebastian Wenta, also known as Wentyl, is a former shot putter, strongman, and Highland Games competitor from Poland. Wenta's athletic career started with volleyball, and he eventually moved on to the shot put and discus throw. He began competing in strongman in 2005 and has quickly risen through the ranks. His biggest accomplishment to date is coming in second at the 2007 World's Strongest Man contest.
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